Welcome to Across the Line Cards the best place for edgy and hilarious greeting cards.  We've been featured in The NY Times, Silicon Valley Mercury News, Palo Alto Daily News, Greetings Magazine, radio and television.  We were also nominated for a LOUIE Award (the 'Oscars' for greeting cards) ... and our cards were highlighted in the official 2011 Emmy gift bags! 

Wholesale customers can order online with the coupon "WHOLESALE" ($100 min) or contact us for a list of our sales reps.  If you'd like us to mail your cards for you, visit our partner at enGreet.com.  To send a photo or card idea, read submission tips here.

Across The Line Cards was started in 2009 by Lynn, an Army Colonel's wife and soccer mom of three young boys.  She needed a distraction when her husband deployed for a year to Afghanistan so she started writing edgy greeting cards.  Her cards can now be found all over the U.S., Canada & Australia.   Unique card designs are available in any store where American Greetings/Recycled Paper Greetings cards are sold (Target, Walmart, Walgreens, etc.)  Click here to see if we're in your town

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