Welcome to the best place for funny greeting cards (and magnets and more!).  We've been featured in The NY Times, Silicon Valley Mercury News, Palo Alto Daily News, Greetings Magazine, radio, and TV ... here's a short interview with the Lynn, the founder.  We've been nominated for the greeting card Oscars (the LOUIEs) ... and our cards were highlighted in the 2011 & 2012 Emmy gift bags.  For wholesale orders, contact us for a list of reps.  You can buy our cards at retailers nationwide.

Across The Line Cards was started by an Army Colonel's wife and soccer mom of three young boys.  She needed a distraction when her husband deployed for a year to Afghanistan so she started writing snarky greeting cards.  Her funny products can now be found all over the U.S., Canada, Australia & the UK.  To submit a photo or idea, read tips here.  All products made in the USA.

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