Welcome to Across the Line Cards ~ the best place for funny greeting cards.  We've been featured in lotsa media: The NY Times, Silicon Valley Mercury News, Palo Alto Daily News, Greetings Magazine, radio, and TV ... watch a short interview with the sick minded founder.  We were nominated for the greeting card 'Oscars' (the LOUIEs) ... and our cards were highlighted in the 2011 Emmy gift bags.  Wholesale customers can order online with the coupon "WHOLESALE" ($100 min) or contact us for a list of reps.

Across The Line Cards was started in 2009 by Lynn, an Army Colonel's wife and soccer mom of three young boys.  She needed a distraction when her husband deployed for a year to Afghanistan so she started writing irreverent greeting cards.  Her funny cards can now be found all over the U.S., Canada & Australia.   Unique card designs are available in any store where American Greetings cards are sold.  Click here to see if we're in your town.  To send a photo or card idea, read submission tips here.

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