Across The Line Cards

Greeting cards that are fun, edgy, and a bit inappropriate

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Back to me	Birthday apology	Butt Dial	Extra Toppings
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Go Big!	Monkey Butt	No cliche' card	Sex Video
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Small stuff	Drink with friends!	first cup in morning	happy birthday dirty whore
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make a wish!	you're a great friend	paper greeting	state of mind
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social networking	therapy hotline	Thumbs up!	war is stinky
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a new classic	bedroom talk	breath mints	never prettier
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"happy" birthday	shut the hell up.	corporate training	dinosaur extinction
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puppy dogs & butterflies	never go back	attractive and well-bred	job interview
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large penis	sleeping my way	boredom and hunger	discriminating wine taster
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first date	no age jokes	not meant to work	beautiful and fabulous
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big man b-day	chinese tramp stamp	practicing alcoholics	facebook "friends"
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at least you didn't get herpes	good friends and food	whorehouse opportunity	nice on your birthday
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special birthday things	republican women on obama	rose-colored birthday	birthday emotions
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cheese stick in the potty	speed dating with despots	false sense of happiness	kinda-sorta bad
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