Across The Line Cards

Greeting cards that are fun, edgy, and a bit inappropriate

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Birthday apology	Drink with friends!	first cup in morning	happy birthday dirty whore
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make a wish!	never prettier	paper greeting	state of mind
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therapy hotline	Thumbs up!	you're a great friend	war is stinky
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a new classic	bedroom talk	social networking	breath mints
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"happy" birthday	shut the hell up.	corporate training	dinosaur extinction
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puppy dogs & butterflies	never go back	attractive and well-bred	job interview
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sleeping my way	boredom and hunger	discriminating wine taster	first date
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no age jokes	not meant to work	beautiful and fabulous	big man b-day
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chinese tramp stamp	practicing alcoholics	facebook "friends"	at least you didn't get herpes
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good friends and food	large penis	whorehouse opportunity	nice on your birthday
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special birthday things	republican women on obama	rose-colored birthday	birthday emotions
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cheese stick in the potty	speed dating with despots	false sense of happiness	kinda-sorta bad
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