Across The Line Cards

caption reads:
Ed, honey, what do you say we have a little "sexy time"?

inside card reads:
Why Karen, you naughty girl.           Haha ... that's me.
You dirty little flirt.                          Hehehehehe.
You nasty, skankalicious slut.           Okay, I get it.
You filthy, STD-riddled, street-walking whore.
                                                     Forget it, Ed. Don't touch me.

     Keep it clean on your birthday.  People talk.