special birthday things

special birthday things
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caption reads:
on your birthday you should do special birthday things like ...
eat cake,
engage in gratuitous shoplifting,
and finally do that hot 18-year-old who mows your lawn.

inside card reads:
maybe just the cake.
that other stuff seems kinda creepy.